Why is there a "children's bed" mount?

[TheGrimace]

On my list of "things that matter," this isn't.

[Kisik]

According to some people...the year 1(and I don't mean of FFXIV, I mean literal year 1 AD)

lol... too true, and probably even before then

[Reinhardt_Azureheim]

It is a Children's Bed because we got an absolute pile of people being manchildren in this game who badly need it.

Literally nothing to see here.

[Kolaina]

When did the playerbase become creepy?

Been a couple years now. But it has happened. People who don’t notice it may be a part of it

[MistyMew]

I did not think I would have to make this post until, prior to me even logging in, I was alerted to the fact that this is apparently one of the new mounts this patch:



I'm sorry, but why? Why after the high chair do we continue getting these strange and honestly creepy items? Who is the target audience for this? Because it isn't people like myself.

I do not want to see this stuff in game, and I cannot believe that resources were allocated to this. Not as if we didn't already have a flying bed mount anyway.

If you find it creepy then you have the issue not anyone else.
Seek help for your deviant thoughts.

[SassyAssassin]

I thought you said you wouldn’t troll us anymore when the patch is out?

[Gemina]

I ask for a silk moth mount, which I know most would love and does appeal to our inner child. Instead, we get a children's bed. With the whoa is me aside, who TF asked for this??

[Simple_Barghest]

I ask for a silk moth mount, which I know most would love and does appeal to our inner child. Instead, we get a children's bed. With the whoa is me aside, who TF asked for this??

SE took the wrong conclusion from all the bitching about the lalafell lifter.
/s

[ZephyrMenodora]

I ask for a silk moth mount, which I know most would love and does appeal to our inner child. Instead, we get a children's bed. With the whoa is me aside, who TF asked for this??

There are players who probably do want this. Also they don't need to only release mounts upon-request; the dev's could have just thought it was a cute and fun idea.

I think it's cute. I still have plushes from my childhood. I had a girl ask me for one when we graduated college to remember me by and I told her no, it's over. It's still in my closet. lol

[Gemina]

There are players who probably do want this. Also they don't need to only release mounts upon-request; the dev's could have just thought it was a cute and fun idea.

Dude, I won't even white knight this crap and I defend these guys like crazy. Where some people see, "It's just a mount." I see a waste of time and resources. The first bed mount was odd enough, and now a children's bed? Friggin weird, man.