War Maidens

[SassyAssassin]

A real warrior licks his or her own wounds after battle!

He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

[Reinhardt_Azureheim]

He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

Can't bend if you got no knees.

[Wanzzo]

Can't bend if you got no knees.

I have a joke about it, and to avoid spoilers, I tagged it... but is this:

do you remember when Midgardsormir came to Ishgard flying carring the WoL on his back and everyone in the city kneel.... except for Tataru? xDDD

[Reinhardt_Azureheim]

I have a joke about it, and to avoid spoilers, I tagged it... but is this:

do you remember when Midgardsormir came to Ishgard flying carring the WoL on his back and everyone in the city kneel.... except for Tataru? xDDD

You wouldn't notice the difference if she did.

*runs giggling like an idiot*

[VictorTheed]

He’s a lalafel he can’t bend due to potato shape

Really now,i'll show u, (tries to stretch to wounds, can't seem to get it, grunts and bickering not seeming to help, sais war maiden I need thee my dear, war maiden comes and fixes the issue and hands me a juice box, now I'm a happy boy.)

[VictorTheed]

That reminds me of those girls irl that sells... "varied services"... in the streets of Korea, Vietnam and so forth... '-'
I don't think they will do that in a +13 game, though :3

These mature themes are treated in a sutil way. Yesterday, I was playing with my alt at Gyr Abania area. In one of the side quests we have to talk to people there after the resistence take the place. One miqo'te we meet is in the streets bouncing and she says that she "was glad to give her services to the imperials, but now eager to serve the soldiers of the resistence". My reaction was:"what!? '-'"

But I think this is the limit they actualy go for this kind of stuff. More than that is against ToS... (gladly).

It's all good friend, I'm not talking about anything sexual, I'm talking about a pretty lady saying comforting non sexual things, a woman's beauty is powerful in other ways then making a man lust, if she appears innocent and sweet, comforting, her beauty alone can be like a spell cast on a man, charmed by beauty and sweet feminum tricks, I'm a sucker for a sweet heart lol.

[Wanzzo]

It's all good friend, I'm not talking about anything sexual, I'm talking about a pretty lady saying comforting non sexual things, a woman's beauty is powerful in other ways then making a man lust, if she appears innocent and sweet, comforting, her beauty alone can be like a spell cast on a man, charmed by beauty and sweet feminum tricks, I'm a sucker for a sweet heart lol.

we already have these kind of woman. They are called girlfriend :3

You could try to ask a friend in game to "be like one". Some marriages there starts this way... u.u

[VictorTheed]

we already have these kind of woman. They are called girlfriend :3

You could try to ask a friend in game to "be like one". Some marriages there starts this way... u.u

These aren't Romantic or Sexual encounters, I'm simply just asking for the kind sweetness that only a woman can provide, almost like a mother or really compassionate female friend, you know the girl whose all super nice and sweet to everyone, basically her in a npc form u stick on your house.

I probably sound creepy or weird , I understand one thinking that, but I suck at explaining things, I'm not the dude looking for sex or marriage or girlfriends, I'm the dude who looks for sweetness from females, I like sweet comforting female attention, it can be gotten outside of a relationship or sexual partner.

[ronibosch]

These aren't Romantic or Sexual encounters, I'm simply just asking for the kind sweetness that only a woman can provide, almost like a mother or really compassionate female friend, you know the girl whose all super nice and sweet to everyone, basically her in a npc form u stick on your house.

I probably sound creepy or weird , I understand one thinking that, but I suck at explaining things, I'm not the dude looking for sex or marriage or girlfriends, I'm the dude who looks for sweetness from females, I like sweet comforting female attention, it can be gotten outside of a relationship or sexual partner.

So, like a mom? Is that why you play a potat?

[SassyAssassin]

So, like a mom? Is that why you play a potat?

A gentle mom that looks like a war maiden doe. Not a greek mom that spanks you if you don’t finish your feta salad…..




Lest?

Now I'm picturing a war maiden with a sandal in hand, ready to bring on the spankings!

This is the ideal mom. He may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.