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    Apparently this is some armor set in ESO, but what I'm suggesting is pretty female NPCs you can customize & stick in your house/apartment & after you get done with a grueling raid battle/ horribly gone wrong Roulette/ long stint of crafting/gathering or whatever u can go back to your house/apartment and receive comfort, like a rub on the head or pretty smile/ angelic voice to calm you, us Lalas could jump up in there lap like mother and son, plus I ain't talking bout sexual stuff, you can't bang them, we don't need SE sponsored ERP.

    Wonder if they ever had this stuff IRL, that'd be cool if they did, I got the idea from that NPC in Elden Ring that you go to her & she holds you comforting you.
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    Throw in a belly rub and we're talking.
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    Throw in a belly rub and we're talking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VictorTheed View Post
    Apparently this is some armor set in ESO, but what I'm suggesting is pretty female NPCs you can customize & stick in your house/apartment & after you get done with a grueling raid battle/ horribly gone wrong Roulette/ long stint of crafting/gathering or whatever u can go back to your house/apartment and receive comfort, like a rub on the head or pretty smile/ angelic voice to calm you, us Lalas could jump up in there lap like mother and son, plus I ain't talking bout sexual stuff, you can't bang them, we don't need SE sponsored ERP.

    Wonder if they ever had this stuff IRL, that'd be cool if they did, I got the idea from that NPC in Elden Ring that you go to her & she holds you comforting you.
    That reminds me of those girls irl that sells... "varied services"... in the streets of Korea, Vietnam and so forth... '-'
    I don't think they will do that in a +13 game, though :3

    These mature themes are treated in a sutil way. Yesterday, I was playing with my alt at Gyr Abania area. In one of the side quests we have to talk to people there after the resistence take the place. One miqo'te we meet is in the streets bouncing and she says that she "was glad to give her services to the imperials, but now eager to serve the soldiers of the resistence". My reaction was:"what!? '-'"

    But I think this is the limit they actualy go for this kind of stuff. More than that is against ToS... (gladly).
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    I asked a friend who plays ESO what the first line of your post means... seems completely unrelated to anything you said after. If you want NPCs waiting on you in your home, you can already have that just like ESO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobynDaBank View Post
    I asked a friend who plays ESO what the first line of your post means... seems completely unrelated to anything you said after. If you want NPCs waiting on you in your home, you can already have that just like ESO.
    Just put a npc using permits, like a miqo'te or a Viera. She can even bow when you pass close enough to her xD

    So, we already have this possibility. :3
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    Only if it’s a tall Viera lady, otherwise no deal
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