Your experiences never fail to amaze me. But then again sounds like routine for DS. This is why I think all dps, like bard, should have a dispell skill lol
But here comes the dilemma. If you queue as healer then chances are the tanks in turn will be horrible. There is no winning in there.
Hopefully you didn't jinx it LOL If you can survive Orbonne farm then this should be fine... I hope...