No, I will not use third party tools, the devs cleared the fight without them.

[Lunalepsy]

and no, I will not join comms, the devs cleared without discord. If your pf says discord required, you are getting an instant report.
no, I will not watch a hector guide before joining, the fights are designed to be cleared blind.

No, I will not use hallowed ground/holmgang/living dead/superbolide, the devs cleared without using invuln.
No, I will not use arms length/surecast, the devs cleared without antikb.
No, I will not pentameld my gear, the devs cleared without pentamelding.
No, I will not buy tome gear, the devs cleared with min ilvl.
No I will not use markers or waymarks, the devs cleared without markers, especially not illegal ones.
No, I will not use grade 7 tinctures tinctures, the devs cleared with grade 5 tinctures.

And no, I will not use the english client, I will not talk in english, french or german, the devs cleared with the japanese client and talked in japanese.

Cool. Why do you need to let the whole world know about this again?

[Midareyukki]

Cool. Why do you need to let the whole world know about this again?

Because if you looked closely, you'd realize that they're joking.

Not using invulns? Not using Arm's Length? Not using Waymarks? Not using Materia or getting tomes? Playing only on JP?

...guys, you're falling for lv 1 bait.

It's literally Lugworm and you're flocking to it like Merlthor Goby.