No, I will not use third party tools, the devs cleared the fight without them.

[SeiyaSoiya]

and no, I will not join comms, the devs cleared without discord. If your pf says discord required, you are getting an instant report.
no, I will not watch a hector guide before joining, the fights are designed to be cleared blind.

No, I will not use hallowed ground/holmgang/living dead/superbolide, the devs cleared without using invuln.
No, I will not use arms length/surecast, the devs cleared without antikb.
No, I will not pentameld my gear, the devs cleared without pentamelding.
No, I will not buy tome gear, the devs cleared with min ilvl.
No I will not use markers or waymarks, the devs cleared without markers, especially not illegal ones.
No, I will not use grade 7 tinctures tinctures, the devs cleared with grade 5 tinctures.

And no, I will not use the english client, I will not talk in english, french or german, the devs cleared with the japanese client and talked in japanese.

[Padudu]

okay

/10char

[Midareyukki]

Make sure to not deal damage if you're a healer either. The devs said they didn't rely on healer damage to clear a fight!

[Necrotica]

There are no third party tools. Just betas for stuff the devs are going to add in the future. All perfectly okay to use.

[Bukachu]

thanks for sharing, we definitely asked and care

[Midareyukki]

Guys. Read the post. It's satire.

[Atelier-Bagur]

OP are you ok? Are you salty because you got caught with 3rd party addons or something?

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

Thank you. I'm laughing right now.

[Nyxs]

But what WILL you do?

[NekoMataMata]

I need to know. What provoked this?