



looks around him since he is always in Uldah
Fake News bro...Uldah always looks like this.
goes back to doing push-ups.
When you deal with human beings, never count on logic or consistency.
Fluid like water. Smooth like silk. Pepperoni like pizza.

Nothing lives in what was once called "The Jewel of the Desert." Ul'dah has been wiped off Eorzea. The Lominsan High Council met moments ago and voted unanimously for mobilization to destroy the Lalafell threat.
Help!!! We are trying to remove the Weeaboo Police as they have arrested TANK PROGRAM! Come quick to Ultros. SEND HELP!!!

Out of the ashes of Ul'dah comes first sorrow, then anger. In Limsa Lominsa, the High Council convenes. The Admiral announces plans for an offensive against the Lalafells' home region, source of the meteor that destroyed Ul'dah.




Beware the coming of Lalahamut.

The war effort needs your effort at work, at home, in your community! We now break net and take you live to Fleet Battle Station, Roegadyn, deep inside the Lalafell Quarantine Zone, where the men and women of the Weeaboo Police Department prepare to attack.

We've just landed here on what Weeaboo Police troopers are calling "Big L" with the 6th Mobile Task Force division. It's an ugly planet, a Lalafell planet! A planet hostile to life as we know it!
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