Who are those Black/Green Roegadyn players in Limsa at Sargatanas server ?

[PeaTearGriffin]

Are you on somnus? ... And do you know where I can get some?

One has little time to abuse over-the-counter medicines when their duty is to defend Limsa Lominsa against the threat of the Lalafells, citizen.

[TheMightyMollusk]

Given the rest of this thread, I really have to wonder if specifying "over the counter" was an intentional short joke or not.

[PeaTearGriffin]

Every day, Lominsan scientists are looking for new ways to capture and remove Lalafells.

Your basic Lalafell isn't too smart, but you can ensnare a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective.

Here's a tip: Aim for the head, and knock it out for good.

[EnigmaticDodo]

Every day, Lominsan scientists are looking for new ways to capture and remove Lalafells.

Your basic Lalafell isn't too smart, but you can ensnare a limb, and it's still 86 percent combat effective.

Here's a tip: Aim for the head, and knock it out for good.

Have you considered breeding Goobbues? I hear Lalafells are a primary food source... At least the ones who can't outrun 'em!

[PeaTearGriffin]

Have you considered breeding Goobbues? I hear Lalafells are a primary food sourece... At least the ones who can't outrun 'em!

That is an excellent idea, citizen. I'll suggest this at the next Weeaboo Police Department meeting.

[PeaTearGriffin]

Every school kid knows that Lalafells are dangerous. However, Gridanian extremists disregarded Lominsan warnings, and established a base deep inside the Lalafell Quarantine Zone. Too late, they realized that the area had already been chosen by other colonists: Lalafells. Would you like to know more?

[PeaTearGriffin]

The Lalafells sent another meteor our way, but this time we're ready. Defenses against the Lalafells are better than ever. To ensure the safety of our city, the Lalafell menace must be eliminated!

[SkitteryVenus7]

The Lalafells sent another meteor our way, but this time we're ready. Defenses against the Lalafells are better than ever. To ensure the safety of our city, the Lalafell menace must be eliminated!

Well that explains why you weren't there yesterday at Limsa... You were busy defending against a meteor...

[PeaTearGriffin]

Well that explains why you weren't there yesterday at Limsa... You were busy defending against a meteor...

I go where I am needed, citizen.

[PeaTearGriffin]

The devastation we are seeing is unparalleled! Judging from early estimates, millions of Eorzeans dead, Ul'dah in ruins. The meteor was shot out of orbit by Lalafells that derived from the South Sea Isles, the Lalafells' home region.