G'raha Burger

[ryouma17]

i'd rather have a jill sandwich

[EgilTheStressedMage]

They sadly have already been consoomed by an evil witch living in the center of the planet. We'll have to find another source of sustenance.

Gaius already supplied us with more, we're fine for another twelve thousand years.

[AwesomeJr44]

Gaius already supplied us with more, we're fine for another twelve thousand years.

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef? Dang, you should have said so earlier! >_<

On an unrelated note, does anyone want rabbit stew? I happen to have come into possession of a lot of extra rabbit meat recently.

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef?

Rabbit does not make good beef.
Accept no substitute

[AwesomeJr44]

Rabbit does not make good beef.
Accept no substitute

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I'm desperate to exterminate some rabbits- wait, what?

[ronibosch]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I'm desperate to exterminate some rabbits- wait, what?

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-

[EgilTheStressedMage]

Wait, really? So what you mean to tell me is that I didn't have to hunt down these Loporrits and use them for beef? Dang, you should have said so earlier! >_<

On an unrelated note, does anyone want rabbit stew? I happen to have come into possession of a lot of extra rabbit meat recently.

Actually those were the marmots you killed at the start. The Loporrits are actually so protected by plot armor that even if you could eat them you'd be hungry two seconds later as they rapidly reform and forget ever being eaten. They're basically Cell but adorable and actually perfect.

[Soge01]

Graha's plot armor was too thick for that. We had to settle for the dwindling remnants of the Ancients.

Actually, we have a warehouse full of them Garlean cloning technology ftw. :3

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-

*Chews on your arm*

[AwesomeJr44]

Actually those were the marmots you killed at the start. The Loporrits are actually so protected by plot armor that even if you could eat them you'd be hungry two seconds later as they rapidly reform and forget ever being eaten. They're basically Cell but adorable and actually perfect.

Wait... you've given me the perfect idea! Just like you said, the Lopporits I hunted did indeed reform. However, due to my even greater plot armor as the main character, I was able to lock them up in cages. Now I can harvest meat for stew and they'll just regenerate every time! The perfect scheme! Everyone, we have PLENTY of rabbit stew if you want some.

-stares suspiciously at you in Viera-

I said what I said. The beavers are the superior animal and we will destroy our enemies.

[EgilTheStressedMage]

Wait... you've given me the perfect idea! Just like you said, the Lopporits I hunted did indeed reform. However, due to my even greater plot armor as the main character, I was able to lock them up in cages. Now I can harvest meat for stew and they'll just regenerate every time! The perfect scheme! Everyone, we have PLENTY of rabbit stew if you want some.



I said what I said. The beavers are the superior animal and we will destroy our enemies.

Except you’re eating air as the cells from them become airborne and leave your body the moment they hit the stomach. So not only can you not kill them, you’re also forever hungry.