A Storyteller’s Point of View on Final Fantasy XIV

[Zanarkand-Ronso]

I like to use a similar analogy. I don't need to be a helicopter pilot to know it's not suppose to swan dive into the ground and explode.

True, but if that Swan Dive breaks the surface of the water with as little splash as possible, and the Helicopter doesnt explode or kill the Pilot, we might take home the Gold!