Solution #1

[Ravenwatch]

Who said anything about climbing? I only played 2 or 3 days a week during season 1 and reached 1k crystal perfectly fine. Doesn't mean I enjoy dealing with people that are hopping into ranked and not taking it seriously.

You're experiencing these sorts of people at that rank? I haven't seen any since Silver and definitely never in Crystal. Though there is a handful of lax players in Crystal that sit at 0 which are doing their own thing(but they aren't doing it for event and such as far as I know, its just the nature of the system since they can't drop.)