Minion drop rates are horrible

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I've convinced myself that anyone who owns a Starbird used a GameShark to cheat it in.

[Mesarthim]

I got mine today in a trust run. In like 20 ish runs whereas my friend took over 60.

[Averax]

I've convinced myself that anyone who owns a Starbird used a GameShark to cheat it in.

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Bro pls I can only inject so much copium into myself at a time ;__;

[Lihluh]

I farm it every day and don't get it
Everyone around me has this cute bird

[GreyFox1974]

I can understand the StarBird minion being untradable but why for the love if all that is holy can this minion hard to find, I ran the dungeon from Thursday (6/1) until now (11/22) non stop got to have run this dungeon at least 75 times (normal and trust) and I have only seen it drop once and I was out rolled, they really need to look at possibly adjusting it's drop rate

[Doki]

I've been doing 10+ runs of the Aitiascope each day this week and still no Tiny Troll minion ;_;

[Kukajoo]

I thought I was unlucky for taking 15 runs with trusts to get the Starbirdy but I see now I was actually on the exceedingly lucky end of the spectrum. Yeesh. Although I don't mind minion drops being rare as they are, it gives you a greater sense of pride in succeeding the grind.

[Rein_eon_Osborne]

So this is why I dub Expert Roulette as “Dead Ends Roulette.” instead. Nothing else besides Dead Ends ever pops in the past week. Seems like so many players are queing into one manually to try their luck.

[Jennah]

I'm curious why people want minions so badly.

... I mean, GENUINELY curious. I've been sending my retainers out on quick ventures, turning them into GC seals, and making insane money on the minion lootboxes.
I have no idea why the prices are so high. Especially since nobody can use more than one.