Quote Originally Posted by Semirhage View Post
Since Glare Glare Glare Glare Glare Glare Glare Glare is the pinnacle of game design, how about we spread the good word to the DPS role too? I'm sure they could benefit from it. After all, they don't have a designated paste-eating job and I think that's a shame. Everyone deserves the ability to play FFXIV from REM sleep.

We'll start with Black Mage. Way, way too many abilities. Too hard, can't manage it. This fire-ice thing is too complicated for one. Let's just have fire phase. To make it easier and more fun to play, we'll reduce the cast time of Fire to 1.5 seconds so you can weave with it. And we'll make Foul an oGCD so we have more super fun things to weave too! I want to reduce its entire gameplay loop to the following: Thunder, Fire, Amplifier, Fire Foul, Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Thunder Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire....

I've done it, I've created the most fun action-packed class that's ever existed.
I really like your posts and everything but now it's getting personal. I draw the line at BLM.
Hands off my explosion flinger or I'll find you and I'll Sylphie you to madness with Cure I.