I was at a relative's house trying to play. Their internet is garbage with only ~30 Mbps upload and download. I was 2002'd many times and only passed the queue twice in the span of 5 days.

When I went back home, with >100 Mbps upload and download, I only got 2002 once at the title screen (which isn't a connection thing, it's based on there being too many people trying to connect) and was able to queue fine.

This is also in spite of the relative's house being closer to the data center than my house.

It is definitely a connection thing. Thousands of people are trying to cram into the pipe at the same time. When there's this many people trying to do the same thing, those who can maintain a stable, fast connection themselves will naturally win out over those who have an unstable or slower connection.

Sorry. All I can say is keep trying or wait a week.