Why am I suddenly reminded of a character on that show Futurama that was polygamous and I think had both wives and husbands and demanded a satanic funeral when he died?
Why am I suddenly reminded of a character on that show Futurama that was polygamous and I think had both wives and husbands and demanded a satanic funeral when he died?
this explains how there are so many lala's...
I'm disappointed the OP forgot to make their character from Balmung or Mateus to complete the troll.![]()
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters."
"The silence is your answer."
You're jumping on this guy over a misunderstanding...
He said "Based on", as in the original devs made it so regardless of who is getting married, one is doing the traditional "Female" actions like holding flowers.
He had a misspelling, but he clearly meant "one has to carry the damn flowers even if both are males."
Last edited by kaynide; 11-07-2021 at 10:34 AM.
"you only want to marry me for the teleport benefits!"
I can see it now.
WHERE IS THIS KETTLE EVERYONE KEEPS INTRODUCING ME TO?
I legit married my actual wife in game just to finally clear Kugane Tower using said teleport benefits. Also that stupid light pole thing below the tower...
"Hey baby, can we get married in the game so I can clear this stupid tower?"
"Only if you buy the plan where we can dye the dresses..."
One of my friends is bonded to her husband in game, and she wants polygamy rings with me and another friend just for the teleports lol. She's been asking for it for years too.
If I had a gil for every time I heard" where's my polygamy ring?"....
Even linked her this thread and she goes " YES. I love how at least some of them got the point (which is the teleportation network) and not all the sex talk"
Last edited by Valkyrie_Lenneth; 11-07-2021 at 03:04 PM.
Whilst I'm both polyamorous and fully supportive of this idea, I can understand why the devs would want to avoid adding this into the game. Technically speaking, it'd be weird with how the teleportation thing works, it'd be controversial by gaming standards, and there's be issues with abuse. It's one of those things where I'd be completely fine with it being a feature, but I'm not going to complain if it isn't.
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