I used to try to do entire stand-up comedy routines if the party seemed receptive; I think my favorite was the time I managed to narrate the entire thing in the manner of a Sir David Attenborough nature documentary.
("Here we have an example of the Greater Crested Garlean, the leader of this particular flock, coming to confront the small group of the native Eorzean Adventurers who hope to chase this invasive species from their territory. Notice that the Garlean's plumage remains dark, a clear indication that he does not view the interlopers as a threat to his domain; were he to feel threatened, his plumage would become much brighter in an attempt to intimidate and frighten off the perceived threat." Etc.)



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