Need a NEW SMALL RACE!!!!!

[ReynTime]

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Every race comes with a monkey's paw except Miqo'te

"I want a tall elvish race!"
Granted but they have really long necks with tendency to break in weird positions and weird animations

"I want a normal human race dammit"
Granted but they look like weird ken doll souless robots

"I want a rugged-like human not these skinny guys"
Granted but zombie eyebags and NO EYEBROWS LOLOLOL

"I want to be a hot tittilating human woman"
Granted but all your voice choices are grating and btw *drags lips further and further away from the nose* hope you like being stuck with bigger upper lips to fix this

"I said I want to be a TALL badass woman"
Granted but squared flat nose, no hips and if you want to look cute you only have one face

"I want to be a huge buff dude"
Granted but your body is shaped like Wreck-it-Ralph and your head is even smaller than his. Also pacman mouth.

"I want to be a small cute guy/girl"
Granted but your torso is a potato and you will barely see the details in your glamour unless it's a dress

"I want to be a demon-lizard like person"
Granted but you're stuck with these horns and scale shapes you can't customize lololol and if you're a guy you look ridiculous when you're running

"I want to be a tall hot bunny girl"
Granted but your hat/head customization sucks

"I want to be a big buff beastman, too many humans and kemonomimi in this dammit"
Granted but you have back problems, you can't change your hair without a fantasia, you can only pick two hairstyles per face, you can't wear most hats, and glasses float a foot away from your face

Meanwhile with Miqo'te:

"I want to be a catgirl"
Granted but... uh... everyone else will be one too!

"Nah I want to be a catboy"
Granted but then er... hmm... well... uh, artritis hands in your neutral standing stance! Ha! I bet you totally regret it now huh??

[Tsiron]

Every race comes with a monkey's paw except Miqo'te
"I want to be a demon-lizard like person"
Granted but you're stuck with these horns and scale shapes you can't customize lololol and if you're a guy you look ridiculous when you're running

You can also only be barely 5 ft tall if you want to play a female character. This whole post is too on point, tho...