Asmongold this, Asmongold that

[Ranaku]

I'm so sick of it. Everywhere I go, in Novice Network, in Limsa shout chat, in my FC, in my linkshells, on Discord, on Twitter, in the forums, on Reddit, everywhere..

LITERALLY EVERYWHERE EVERYONE GOES ASMON ASMON ASMON

I can't even escape this even if I go out of my way to avoid it because it's all the FF14 community is talking about recently. I'm exhausted. Can we please start talking about something else not everyone cares about him like jesus.

And now imagine how it will look like when asmon bites the dust and acends into digital godhood! Better start now to preach the gospel of our new lord and saviour Asmongold, only he can deliver us from the cutscene hell that is castrum and he will die for our wipes.

Asmongold has already more followers AND LIKES than Jesus ever had while he was still breaking bread with his homies. Now imagine how famous Asmongold will be when he transcends these mortal boundaries to lift himself up into Ultimate Heaven!

You better pick the right side and stop with these blasphemous posts otherwise the bald lord might smite you when the day of the reckoning nears!