I really love the, "Skip a portion of this game if you don't like it." I mean I understand the idea, but cmon really?

Anyway the solution to this should be easy. A single check at the start. Has everyone done this before? Yes? Great! Cutscenes skipped won't even start them.

Someone hasn't watched them yet? Guess what you are watching all of them. Kick them? You are still going to watch them. I can understand wanting to watch them and the meme of, "Movie/nap time" is apparent and obvious by this point. Though having an unskippable cutscene dungeon in an event seems either really cruel or a joke on the developers part.