To each and every one of you going, "I don't care about his personal problems", "tell me something about the game!!!", "wtf is this, who cares about Yoshi?" you need to take a step back, get a crowbar to pry your head out of your ass, and actually listen to the callous, selfish, and thoughtless verbal diarrhea you're spewing, as if:
1) Your disgusting and self-serving opinions are somehow valuable because you've played this game for a year (congratulations, they're not),
2) Your playing a broken game is somehow, in any way, shape, or form, more of a job than trying to fix the broken game for nasty little ingrates like you (who, in spite of playing this game for a year, are consistently never happy with it anyway), and,
3) Playing a game means that the people responsible for making the game are now magically considered indentured servants, for whom no pity or personal compassion must be shown, because THEY'RE THE REASON YOU HAVE TO PLAY THIS TERRIBAD GAME, DAMMIT. SO SHUT UP AND GIMME MORE OF IT, CHURL.
Really. Really? Really.
Most of you need to take a fucking chill pill, a step back from this game, and pay the fuck attention to something aside from your own goddamned petty desires for about thirty seconds. Yoshi has overworked himself to the point of being chronically ill -- but we haven't gotten a detailed job list, so clearly, he's not doing his job well enough. The man was hospitalized -- but you only got a free Goobbue, so it doesn't matter. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I just -- I cannot understand. My mind cannot fathom the black pit of entropy that has replaced where your common sense and human decency should be. Maybe that should be the next GC mission! A quest where the player is timed on how long they can not play the game, to go and look for their sense of humanity! What a thought! No doubt most of you would fail it.
I am appalled and ashamed to be a member of the NA crowd. Stay classy, guys; God knows, we need more heartless misanthropes and selfish asshats in the world. (b^_^)b