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And on this day the world shall know that digital butt cheeks was the trending trouble facing the peaceful Eorzean heroes. The comments piled faster than the rising of the full moon. Cries were heard, louder than thunderous claps! A problem most thicc such that none could see the tunnel at the end.
It's the Asstral Calamity, wrought by the dread primal Bahabutt.