Now that butt enhancing gear is a thing, can we get bulge enhancing gear someday?

[SenorPatty]

Too bad Yoko Taro isn't a permanent addition to the FF14 tem. All manner of sliders would have been yesterday's problem and he'd be already allocation resources to a fully interactive erp brothel by now.


Of course, the servers would probably be broken and combat content would be delayed by god knows how long and SE's budget would be waaaay into the red but it'd be a small price to pay.

[CookiesNCreams]

Too bad Yoko Taro isn't a permanent addition to the FF14 tem. All manner of sliders would have been yesterday's problem and he'd be already allocation resources to a fully interactive erp brothel by now.


Of course, the servers would probably be broken and combat content would be delayed by god knows how long and SE's budget would be waaaay into the red but it'd be a small price to pay.

I’m surprised nobody has made a “Why can’t we have Butt Items Instead of Butt Sliders” thread. That would actually have my vote since they seem to not want to do a butt slider. Heck, I can actually see that making its way to a live letter if someone makes it.

[RyuSaarva]

Too bad Yoko Taro isn't a permanent addition to the FF14 tem. All manner of sliders would have been yesterday's problem and he'd be already allocation resources to a fully interactive erp brothel by now.


Of course, the servers would probably be broken and combat content would be delayed by god knows how long and SE's budget would be waaaay into the red but it'd be a small price to pay.

I think square rather keep their T rating and not get taros M rated game ratings.