If running a parser makes you cynical and depressed, why do it?

[Lambdafish]

Dungeons, I don’t run savage

People don't need a parser to know if tank damage is low or DPS numbers are low, you just need to see the rotation they are doing. Low numbers = slow runs, so poor play is not what people want. The only use for a parser I have ever seen in a dungeon is people trying to perfect their DPS rotations in a safe real combat environment, and that has nothing to do with other players.