[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Valic]

Granted, but your max hp decreases every time you get ko'd or ko another person.

Lotta ya'all are missing your actual wish lol. That's how the game keeps rolling :P

I wish Bard was turned into a proper Ranger, with just one magical song to keep their lore: when sang, magic ballad (or battle voice) would spread their dots among the groups of enemies.

Granted, but this song drains your mp off first, then your hp, and you will sing until your heart literally gives out when this skill is used.

I wish red mage had more melee abilities and combos.

[Rilifane]

I wish red mage had more melee abilities and combos.

Granted, but they skale with Strength, not Intelligence.

I wish Black Mage had a backflip.

[Johaandr]

Granted, but they skale with Strength, not Intelligence.

I wish Black Mage had a backflip.

Granted, but then they cannot use teleport anymore and have even longer cast time.

I Wish Scholar got crit deploy back

[HyperiusUltima]

Granted, but then they cannot use teleport anymore and have even longer cast time.

I Wish Scholar got crit deploy back

Granted, but you can only crit deploy off of the fairy that's untargetable.

Gonna make this wish again since it wasn't granted:

I wish WAR got a facelift.

[Oichi]

Granted, but you can only crit deploy off of the fairy that's untargetable.

Gonna make this wish again since it wasn't granted:

I wish WAR got a facelift.

Granted, but now all female Au Ra are bald.

I wish Samurai didn't have positionals!

[HyperiusUltima]

Granted, but now all female Au Ra are bald.

I wish Samurai didn't have positionals!

Granted, but now Samurai's Madare Setsugekka hits like a wet noodle.

I wish Lahabread would turn into actual bread.

[Oichi]

Granted, but now Samurai's Madare Setsugekka hits like a wet noodle.

I wish Lahabread would turn into actual bread.

Granted, but then you get a 45 min cutscene of your character eating it.

I wish the design team gave up on XXXL shoulder pads and collars.

[ValyrianBlood]

Granted, but then you get a 45 min cutscene of your character eating it.

I wish the design team gave up on XXXL shoulder pads and collars.

Granted, but now glamour is entirely cancelled

I wish for faster DPS Queues

[HyperiusUltima]

Granted, but now glamour is entirely cancelled

I wish for faster DPS Queues

Granted; now all DPS are Tanks, Tanks are DPS, and Healers are still healers.

Wish ARR/HW Crafting wasn't abhorrent.

[LauraAdalena]

Wish ARR/HW Crafting wasn't abhorrent.

Granted, but now gathering leveling takes even longer through that content.

I wish they'd add a tank cooldown where damage taken is immediately healed to the tank.