[Shadowbringers Edition] Grant a wish, Corrupt a wish

[Valic]

Ya know it's been a while since I've seen this game played on a forum. I feel like the start of a new expansion is actually perfect for this, but I'll explain for those who are unfamiliar with the concept. Basic idea is you post a change/wish for FFXIV you'd like, the following poster grants it, but then they add a twist/change that's likely not something you expected or wanted. I'll post an example below and then get us started after that.

I wish that healers had more dps

Granted, but every dps skill they use now consumes a third of their MP when used.
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Next post will quote and repeat, granted but etc etc whatever demonic creativity you have to ruin someone's wish. Now let's get started :P



I wish that bard's had an aoe dot applier.