妻　強敵です！　- Tsuma Kyouteki desu!- Wife Very Strong Enemy!
気をつけて　妻HNM　現れました! - Kiwotsukete Tsuma HNM Arawaremashita - Be careful Wife HNM poped!

Husband - 夫 - Otto

妻　計り知れない強さです　恐ろしい - Tsuma Hakarishirenai Tsuyosa desu Osoroshii - Can't measure wifes strength (too high) dangerous

息子が泣いてます少々お待ちを - Musuko ga naite masu shosho omachi - Please give me a sec son's crying
娘 - musume - daughter

I should add this to my useful terms list... w