(DevTag???) Auto Translate for "Wife-Aggro" Plz

[Judge_Xero]

Handy tool to have when partying with other Languages.
Let's face it. It happens.

(Small petition for "Husband-Aggro" as well)

[Yelta_Sumasu]

Lol, yes. "Husband aggro" please

Also, "afk, beating the children" and "sorry, cat on keyboard"

[Sephrick]

I used to get wife aggro like you. Then she took an arrow to the knee.

[Reinheart]

妻　強敵です！　- Tsuma Kyouteki desu!- Wife Very Strong Enemy!
気をつけて　妻HNM　現れました! - Kiwotsukete Tsuma HNM Arawaremashita - Be careful Wife HNM poped!

Husband - 夫 - Otto

妻　計り知れない強さです　恐ろしい - Tsuma Hakarishirenai Tsuyosa desu Osoroshii - Can't measure wifes strength (too high) dangerous

息子が泣いてます少々お待ちを - Musuko ga naite masu shosho omachi - Please give me a sec son's crying
娘 - musume - daughter

I should add this to my useful terms list... w

[Arya]

Lol, yes. "Husband aggro" please

Also, "afk, beating the children" and "sorry, cat on keyboard"

Haha, I can so see this becoming a media sh**storm. "Game encourages child abuse!"

But yes, informal short phrases are definitely required because it would definitely make communication easier.

[Eruantien]

妻　強敵です！　- Tsuma Kyouteki desu!- Wife Very Strong Enemy!
気をつけて　妻HNM　現れました! - Kiwotsukete Tsuma HNM Arawaremashita - Be careful Wife HNM poped!

Husband - 夫 - Otto

妻　計り知れない強さです　恐ろしい - Tsuma Hakarishirenai Tsuyosa desu Osoroshii - Can't measure wifes strength (too high) dangerous

息子が泣いてます少々お待ちを - Musuko ga naite masu shosho omachi - Please give me a sec son's crying
娘 - musume - daughter

I should add this to my useful terms list... w

ill definitly be pasting these into a handy document :P

[Magnesium02]

How about translations for:

BRB, letting cat out
BRB, letting cat in
BRB, standing at door for 5 mins while cat makes up his mind
BRB, feeding cat
Wait a minute, cat on lap
Wait a minute, cat blocking computer screen

[Reinheart]

How about translations for:

BRB, letting cat out - 猫を外に出してきます、すぐに戻ります - Neko wo soto ni dashite kimasu, sugu ni modorimasu
suguni modorimasu = brb, you can just use BRB JP's know what BRB means now.

BRB, letting cat in - 猫を中に入れてきます - neko wo irete kimasu
BRB, standing at door for 5 mins while cat makes up his mind - 猫が外に出るか残るか悩んでるので５分ぐらいBRB neko ga soto ni deruka nokoruka nayanderu no de 5 fun gurai BRB
BRB, feeding cat - 猫に餌を上げてきます - neko ni esa wo agete kimasu
Wait a minute, cat on lap - ちょっと待って　猫が膝の上に乗っかってきた - choto matte, neko ga hiza no ue ni nokate kita
Wait a minute, cat blocking computer screen - ちょっと待って、猫でモニターが見れません - choto matte, neko de monita- ga miremasen

there.......

Before someone asks... other animals...

DOG - 犬 - inu
Tiger - 虎 - Tora
SNAKE - 蛇 - Hebi
Chicken - 鶏 - Niwatori
Wife - 妻 - Tsuma ... oops
Husband - 夫 - Otto ... to be safe... don't want ladies beating the s*** out of my subligar...

[Delmontyb]

LOL... This would be most welcome,

[Dragon]

I want the following auto-translations...

{AFK, nuking the bathroom!}
{Busy now, killing kids.}
{BBL, got Chinese takeout!}