What Your Character Is Really Thinking

[HWalsh]

There is a quest, right before the end of the first part of A Real Reborn, before the 100 quest slog...

It basically goes like this...

Quest Giver 1: "Our morale is low, we need to raise it before we can attack the Empire!"

Ameliana: "So you want me to give, like a rousing speech?"

Quest Giver 1: "Go see the cook! A good meal will perk them up!"

Ameliana: "Uh... Look, don't we have people for that? Like I'm the Warrior of Light, I mean what do I know about cooking? Fine sure. Whatever."

Cook: "Hi, you know what would perk the men up? A moose stew!"

Ameliana: "Uh, ok. You get on that then... I'll be..."

Cook: "So go out and kill a moose, clean it, and bring the meat back here!"

Ameliana: "W-what? D-do you know who I am!? I killed (censored)ing Ifrit for crying out loud, and you want me to kill a moose!? By the (censored)ing Twelve!"

*Ameliana goes out and kills a moose.*

Ameliana: "Here's your moose meat. Happy now?"

Cook: "Let me make the stew then."

*Cook makes the stew*

Cook: "Can you hand deliver this stew to the soldiers?"

Ameliana: "Listen here you piece of (censored). I'm the mother-(censored)ing Warrior of God(censored) Light. First you have me go hunting for something that is like, 40 yards away, that I can (censored)ing see from here. Then you want me to be your waitress? You know what? (Censored) you! I should just let the (censored)ing Empire come in and kill the lot of you! Ungrateful sons of (censored)."

*Ameliana grumbles, collects the plates to deliver the soup, but not before she spits into each and every bowl.*