I haven't read much of any of this entire thread but I'm just going to assume that the OP was discussing a watermelon shortage, I had thought maybe I'd assume he was talking about zebra anatomy but I changed my mind.

I agree completely OP something needs to be done about the devastating lack of watermelons in the world. The other day I went to the store and while they had a few available, it was only a few, and not plenty. I was shocked and also appalled at the lack of variety to choose from. SE really needs to do something about this situation soon because another day of slim pickings for watermelons will surely bring about the end of days.

And another thing... What is anyone doing to prepare for the zombie apocalypse? I haven't seen the OP or anyone else in this thread give that some serious consideration. SE hasn't even addressed that issue either even though some people said they were grown ups and could make their own decisions. Well not addressing the zombie apocalypse issue OR the watermelon shortage of 2011 is not at all prudent... only a fool would ignore those things. If not a fool then perhaps a child...

That brings me to my next point, is SE being run by actual children pretending to be adults by standing on each others' shoulders in trench coats? If so, how is this affecting the frequency of game patches and will it negatively impact the future of the game!? I'm concerned.

/end serious discussion