Alright there. I don't have any tales like yours but... When I started playing like 3 years ago I started on the Leviathan server. And in Limsa Lominsa, next to the big aetheryte there was always a male Miqote in a speedo doing the "Manderville" dance who was always AFK in the same spot. And I mean ALWAYS. For months, and months, and months. I went back to Leviathan a couple of years later (Sometime before world visit was implemented) to check in on my old FC. Annnnd the EXACT same male Miqote was in the EXACT same spot in Limsa Lominsa, STILL AFK, STILL doing the "Manderville" dance. It's always been a spectacle for me. Passed by him so much when Leviathan was my home server he almost felt like family. I bet he's still there to this day.

Apart from all the teleporting bots or hackers or whatever I see on occasion that's all I got.