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    Captain Picard you almost had it. I think the correct thread title is Mark of Knee. I just received a package from Fedex (overnight mind you because of its great importance) and was finally able to decode the message. It has a grave post apocalyptic message.



    "I used to be a Final Fantasy Game just like you, then I took a Knee to the Tanaka."



    Tanaka never lost it.
    Yioshi never lost it.
    Wada never lost it.
    Knee lost it.
    I get lost sometimes looking for directions on Google Maps as well as which side of the coffee cup should I take a sip. I mean I know the top side is circular in nature, but which side should I sip?

    As you can clearly tell, it is the fault of Knee. It is that single singularity as to why we have this mess. If the Universe didn't have a Knee this would of never happened.

    So in the future when you are fighting the 5th dimensional one sided Bahamut Version 4.0, using Version 5.0 gear in FFXIV Version 3.0/0.0 remember this:



    Knee™



    Captain Picard thank you for your wonderful post. I watched every single episode of Star Trek The Next Generation and loved every single episode you were in. Please keep that shiny head shiny.

    No you may not have what I am smoking.
    No you may not have what I am drinking.
    You may have Khan's Knee however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmbrosiaAmor View Post
    Captain Picard you almost had it. I think the correct thread title is Mark of Knee. I just received a package from Fedex (overnight mind you because of its great importance) and was finally able to decode the message. It has a grave post apocalyptic message.



    "I used to be a Final Fantasy Game just like you, then I took a Knee to the Tanaka."



    Tanaka never lost it.
    Yioshi never lost it.
    Wada never lost it.
    Knee lost it.
    I get lost sometimes looking for directions on Google Maps as well as which side of the coffee cup should I take a sip. I mean I know the top side is circular in nature, but which side should I sip?

    As you can clearly tell, it is the fault of Knee. It is that single singularity as to why we have this mess. If the Universe didn't have a Knee this would of never happened.

    So in the future when you are fighting the 5th dimensional one sided Bahamut Version 4.0, using Version 5.0 gear in FFXIV Version 3.0/0.0 remember this:



    Knee™



    Captain Picard thank you for your wonderful post. I watched every single episode of Star Trek The Next Generation and loved every single episode you were in. Please keep that shiny head shiny.

    No you may not have what I am smoking.
    No you may not have what I am drinking.
    You may have Khan's Knee however.
    What.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AmbrosiaAmor View Post
    Captain Picard you almost had it. I think the correct thread title is Mark of Knee. I just received a package from Fedex (overnight mind you because of its great importance) and was finally able to decode the message. It has a grave post apocalyptic message.



    "I used to be a Final Fantasy Game just like you, then I took a Knee to the Tanaka."



    Tanaka never lost it.
    Yioshi never lost it.
    Wada never lost it.
    Knee lost it.
    I get lost sometimes looking for directions on Google Maps as well as which side of the coffee cup should I take a sip. I mean I know the top side is circular in nature, but which side should I sip?

    As you can clearly tell, it is the fault of Knee. It is that single singularity as to why we have this mess. If the Universe didn't have a Knee this would of never happened.

    So in the future when you are fighting the 5th dimensional one sided Bahamut Version 4.0, using Version 5.0 gear in FFXIV Version 3.0/0.0 remember this:



    Knee™



    Captain Picard thank you for your wonderful post. I watched every single episode of Star Trek The Next Generation and loved every single episode you were in. Please keep that shiny head shiny.

    No you may not have what I am smoking.
    No you may not have what I am drinking.
    You may have Khan's Knee however.
    Crack Kills.
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