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[Shougun]

Not sure what you consider shorts. Those are what I would call the short side of average shorts.

Lol I was thinking this too. If that's too long to be shorts then that means 'if we don't see the booty then they can't really be called shorts'!!! haha. Am male so perhaps some stereotypical size differences of course but like my shorts are annoying if they're not at least near to my kneecaps, any less and I might as well just run around in my undies.

(Just to be clear in general I'm not arguing for or against short shorts, just thought it was funny and agreed with you that those were not considered shorts).