Lalafells: Friend, or Food?!

[AxHell]

I sexually identify as a potato *potato noises*

[miraidensetsu]

Oh, god... Not again... /facepalm

Sight... Those tia cats that never learns. How many times we have to explode them to finally learn the lesson? We even built great cities, such as Ul'Dah and Limsa Lominsa, showing that Lalafells are capable of great things.

For those people, Lalafell is not food nor friends. Lalafell is someone that must be feared in their worst nightmares. The fear of your body being torn apart by a warrior that doen't have half of your weight. The pain of getting punched hard into your very soft weak spot. The terror of seeing Bahamut seeking for your life when you can't even see who the hell summoned him. The danger of getting your body consumed in foul aether. The fear of losing everything you have because an lalafell bought your debt and threw you out of your hard-earned Shirogane housing and confiscated everything from you, even your BiS gear, leaving you with nothing more than a trash can gear.

You'll never be a Nuhn while you underestimate Lalafell that way. You'll die way before that if you even try. And that message works for those catgirls, lizardgirls/bois), giraffegirls/bois, savourless humans and even those beefy boi/girl that thinks that they can eat a Lalafell.

[NanaWiloh]

Recipe Roasted Honey and lemon Lala

Tie lala legs togather and tuck under body tie wrists to ankles. Open the Lala's mouth and stuff them full of veggies. Season Lala with salt and pepper baste with butter and roast in 300 degree oven for 6 hours. Mix 1/4 cup of lemon with 1 cup of honey, one hour before lala is done cover with mixture repeast as many times as desired continue to cook until done. Remove Lala let rest for 20 minutes carve and serve to Hungry Adventures.

[Elerus]

Lalafell is not food nor friends. Lalafell is someone that must be feared in their worst nightmares.

Speak for yourself - I play Elerus as a rather friendly fellow. I always say hello at the start of a dungeon run and inform my group that we're gonna have an ADVENTURE together searching for the amoire of invincibility.

My greetings vary, but I find letting my group know that I will be the boosted monkey of the party sets a certain jovial expectation. Probably.

[Keddera_StormMoon]

If I'm so cute you feel like you should eat me up - then mission accomplished.

So both I guess?

[Rymm]

Have YOU ever wondered whether or not Lalafells should be your friends or food?!

[miraidensetsu]

Speak for yourself - I play Elerus as a rather friendly fellow. I always say hello at the start of a dungeon run and inform my group that we're gonna have an ADVENTURE together searching for the amoire of invincibility.

My greetings vary, but I find letting my group know that I will be the boosted monkey of the party sets a certain jovial expectation. Probably.

I don't think you are that friendly when there are some people actually trying to serve you as the dinner.

I'm not food. And I'm not friend of those who don't respect me.

[Enkidoh]

Lalafell are officially food for Eorzea's fauna, this is canon in the lore (look how many times it's mentioned about monsters eating lalafell in FATE descriptions). So even SE regards lalafell as juicy, succulent morsels....

And let's face facts: even their name sounds like a type of food!

Lalafell have nothing to fear from me though, I prefer my meat more avian and tender (and from a non-sentient).

[kamenkuro]

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[miraidensetsu]

Lalafell are officially food for Eorzea's fauna, this is canon in the lore (look how many times it's mentioned about monsters eating lalafell in FATE descriptions). So even SE regards lalafell as juicy, succulent morsels....

And let's face facts: even their name sounds like a type of food!

Lalafell have nothing to fear from me though, I prefer my meat more avian and tender (and from a non-sentient).

By the same thinking, Miqo'te are savage people that lives in tribes yet. This is canon in the lore. But here they are, overpopulating cities built by Hyurs, Roegadyns, Lalafells and Elezens.

Miqo'te wanting to eat Lalafell is no different from those irrational mobs. Or you guys evolve and stop with that bullshit or you may return to the cave your tribe lives and and to the beast tribe status.