Quote Originally Posted by SenorPatty View Post
You guys are explaining this wrong. OP requested to explain BLU like he was 5.

"BLU DO MONSTER MAGIC. BLU DO MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO AFTER MONSTER BONK BLU ON HEAD. THEN BLU USE MONSTER MAGIC TO MAKE BAD GUYS A GO GO!".
You're supposed to be talking to a young child, not a cartoon caveman.

I would be quite concerned if someone actually talked to five-year-olds with this sort of grammar. Board books for toddlers have more comprehensible sentences.