What the heck is "greased lightning"?

[Talraen]

Getting MNK to 62 means that he's been playing MNK for two levels. The rest are covered by a jump potion.

I'm excited to obtain the tornado kick skill. To perform tornado kick, I must attain greased lightning 3. I don't even know what greased lightning 1 is. What the heck is greased lightning and how do I attain it?

OP indicated they had obtained Tornado Kick, ergo, they didn't use a Jump Potion (because they'd have already had it).

OP is very, very clearly trolling, between this and the gladiator stuff (which also would contradict the idea of using a jump potion, because that would unlock Paladin automatically). He is very well aware of exactly the kinds of things people will react to, and is perfectly crafting posts to get people talking about them. It's brilliant trolling, but I have no doubt whatsoever that it is trolling.

[Souljacker]

OP indicated they had obtained Tornado Kick, ergo, they didn't use a Jump Potion (because they'd have already had it).

OP is very, very clearly trolling, between this and the gladiator stuff (which also would contradict the idea of using a jump potion, because that would unlock Paladin automatically). He is very well aware of exactly the kinds of things people will react to, and is perfectly crafting posts to get people talking about them. It's brilliant trolling, but I have no doubt whatsoever that it is trolling.

You haven't read many troll threads if you think this is brilliant.