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    Shibou's Avatar
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    Shibou Blanchet
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    Ultros
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    Bard Lv 70

    Don't Worry Little Lalafell Boys, There's Still Hope!

    Now I know what you lalafell boys are thinking, that "oh I'll never find love with someone of another race, none of them think of me as attractive, they look at me as a little kid, and besides I am lacking in certain areas compared to the men of other races," but there is hope! Not everyone of all the other races sees you as a little cute baby bun potato to be petted or punted like a football, don't give up! There is someone out there who will love you as an equal and see you as a life partner!


    Ahem, pay no attention to the lalafell's nervous look or the evil intent in his miqo'te wife's eyes to bake him into a potato pie later.
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    Joe Ultima
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    Coeurl
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    Rogue Lv 70
    Good kitty, bake 'em fine :3
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    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers (PWN) on Coeurl in Aether.

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    TheDukeofSpook's Avatar
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    Usynursws Usynahrwyn
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    Mateus
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    Monk Lv 70
    All they have to do is find a Roegadyn lover, most married Lalas are either married to other Lalafell or a Roegadyn. So it seems on my server.
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    Player RitsukoSonoda's Avatar
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    Ritsuko Sonoda
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    Samurai Lv 90
    How did that popoto pie turn out? ;3
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    Bjartur Arnason
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    Coeurl
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    That is a perfect photo to do a 'Caption This' contest with.
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    Kissa Kotele
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    Balmung
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCheese77 View Post
    That is a perfect photo to do a 'Caption This' contest with.
    "How drunk were we exactly before the wedding to get these tattoos?"
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    Evermillion Mariposa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibou View Post
    and besides I am lacking in certain areas compared to the men of other races,".
    Gotta improvise. I bet a Lala who has studied the "Fist of Rhalgr" could make a lot of the larger ladies very happy.
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    Youkulm's Avatar
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    Arle Egress
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    Gilgamesh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibou View Post
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    I too, am married to a cute little Popoto. He sometimes thinks I will cook him into a pie. I don't know why....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hundred View Post
    These forums are so melodramatic I feel like I'm watching a latin soap opera.
    Any moment now it will be revealed that WHM is cheating on SCH with MNK after having had DRG's baby and DRG is WHM's cousin who is already married to PLD.

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    Niraves Lunas
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galaktica View Post
    Gotta improvise. I bet a Lala who has studied the "Fist of Rhalgr" could make a lot of the larger ladies very happy.
    I am horrified by this on so many levels.
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    Ethan Vayne
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    Sage Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by TheDukeofSpook View Post
    All they have to do is find a Roegadyn lover, most married Lalas are either married to other Lalafell or a Roegadyn. So it seems on my server.


    And no, the Lalafell doesn't wear the pants in this relationship, in fact, I wear the Lalafell.
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