Just realized something: FFXIV is a terrible DPS player's DREAM come true...

[Xtrasweettea]

[...] For PUGs and the general population, parsers are nothing but ePeen waving and a reason to put down other people.

I didn't know I was waving my ePeen around and putting down others when I run a parser in PUGs. That's something I didn't know I could do when I don't let others know I run one, I don't say anything about numbers or damage, and I don't talk to anyone beyond the initial "Hello" (unless I need to explain mechanics or say "NP", "TY", "YW", "My bad on that one").

I bet there is something like below that shows up on everyone else's screens when I have ACT up.

That's gotta be it!

Sorry to all of those who I have insulted when you partied with me and I had ACT up. What you may have thought to be a simple "Hello" was really me saying "Get ready to get a face full of my awesome ePeen because have mommy issues and I am going to take it out on you!"

I am not using the parser for any analysis or anything (that would be weird).