Did you play FFXI? Did you start in Bastok? Do you like nostalgia?

[Kopuno]

Kopuno and his pet grinding away in Garlaige Citadel, when a group of adventurers come upon him and start killing all the prey. Kopuno walks up to the party and cries, just to be told:

<Mean Party Leader>: Go away beastmaster. Were partying here. Go solo somewhere else!
<Kopuno>: That's not very nice (
<Mean Party Member>: Go kill somewhere else, you shouldn't be in party zones anyways.
<Kopuno>: But... All the other places suck
<Mean Party Leader>: Why are you still here??

Kopuno and his pet sadly walk off a bit, his pet nudging him to comfort the poor Tarutaru. Suddenly, Kopuno smerks and smiles at his pet. Walks over to the party whilst they are in the heat of battle and tells his good friend the Beetle.

<Kopuno>: It's been a good journey friend, off you go!

Kopuno releases the Beetle from his control in the middle of the group, smiles and moves back to watch the fun.

<Mean Party Leader>: WTF?!?! OMFG!! MPK,MPK!

Kopuno watches as the party wipes..

<Mean Party Member> I'm calling a GM on y... /dies

Kopuno waves a goodbye, bows and skips along to play with bombs.