You made me reread the whole thing because I thought you were about to bash the living daylights out of FFXIV... but then I saw it... and I laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed.

And laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.

Good job! ^^b