Lalafell players deserve their own sub-forum

[Alacran]

sounds more like the Lalafell were the success - and those thingys the fails. it took them a while, but the Allagans used all their knowledge to create a near godlike, superior to anything else, simply the best race in the whole universe - us Lalafell, yeah ^___^
evolution is something for loosers...

Right, superior race huh?

Only thing the little up skirt fetishist are good for.

Go ahead give them their little space, quarantine and make use of the little mistakes.

[Nymphia]

It's all fine and good but... if Lalafell get a subform why don't us Au Ra as well? think of all the wonderful stuff we could talk about. ^^

[Vanitas]

Potatoes have no rights. Their fate is to become delicious French fries for all the realm to enjoy.

[Ayer2015]

I need a safe space from all the Lalafell hate. Can we get our own server while their at it?

[Ameela]

I need a safe space from all the Lalafell hate. Can we get our own server while their at it?

But how will we receive pat pats then?!

[CosmicKirby]

Lalafells are the result of a failed allagan experiment...




But hey, nothing wrong about a subforum. Can we please name it "Neverreap Ranch"?

I feel these descriptions are meant more for shock value and fun jabs than any official origin story. The lore book goes into detail about the races, it wouldn't have just completely ignored this.

Plus, that'd be a really lame origin for a race.

[Leanna]

It's all fine and good but... if Lalafell get a subform why don't us Au Ra as well? think of all the wonderful stuff we could talk about. ^^

Au Ra are dead inside, they don't have anything to talk about, and they can't feel.

[Fredco191]

I understand there's a lot of concern surrounding the datacenter situation, but I think it's time to turn our attention to more pressing matters.

Everyone knows that Lalafell are Hydaelyn's chosen people, so I think it's only fitting that we get our own sub-forum. I mean, we're the literal backbone of Eorzea if you think about it.

Thoughts?

That sounds like a good idea! :3

[Caitlyn]

think of all the wonderful stuff we could talk about. ^^

Beauty, fashion, demonic stuff... just all the things other races cant talk about ^^.
We also need an exclusive place for pale/grey skin Au Ras >: D

Au Ra are dead inside, they don't have anything to talk about, and they can't feel.

Better be dead inside (or even undead), instead of being some mainstream catgirl >: D

[Zojha]

Better be dead inside (or even undead), instead of being some mainstream catgirl >: D

I've heard more witty comebacks.

They involved flea collars, Ul'dahn miqo'te stereotypes and leashes, if I recall correctly.

I think when it comes to race jokes, midlanders got the best deal - you can't really make any really good or bad ones, they're all mediocre. Highlander jokes IMO are a tall order - I can only ever remember one. At least I can serve seven Elezen puns >_> I suppose I could moogle some more on the net. /huh!