cant find a dps job in this game that i don't have a problem with

[magnanimousCynic]

I think you need some fresh bait because it smells pretty rotten in this thread.

But since I'm bored out of my mind I guess I'll attempt to reply.

what else do you call sitting in the back flinging poo at bosses and taking a quarter of the skill it does to play melee DPS?

probably something like "viability" xD

First off; BRD/MCH are used in speed kill comps and are considered two of the hardest jobs to min-max in damage, MCH more so than BRD. They can hardly be called unskilled or nonviable, which is what I think you meant to type.

Second off; according to your lodestone page you have no DPS at level 60. That means you have never had the chance to try any Job's level 60 rotation, which means you're basing your opinion on incomplete DPS toolkits making them feel lackluster.

dragoon makes me want to drink bleach with all 50 of it's ridiculous pos reqs that are impossible when your df tank is playing dance dance revolution with all the enemy mobs

DRG only has 4 positionals; Heavy Thrust, Chaos Thrust, Fang And Claw, and Wheeling Thrust. Also your DRG is level 50 so you only have access to Heavy Thrust and Chaos Thrust.

monk would be great if greased lightning wasn't an annoying mechanic to deal with

Greased Lightning is extremely easy. The stance buffs tell you 99% of the time what skill to press. If you can't keep GL up then you're not hitting the right buttons. I'm honestly surprised you didn't rant about MNK's positional requirements, who have 6 skills with positionals.

nin can be hard to play if you forget your poison and you aren't good at juggling buffs

How does forgetting poison make NIN hard to play? It's literally one button press at the start of the dungeon and how 0 effect on your rotation. The debuffs are very easy to handle if you use a proper opener which sets their timers in a way that makes refreshing easy.

rdm will probably end up being more my speed lol

I thought you said ranged classes were weenies and didn't need much skill to play?


0/10. Get some better bait or git gud.