Dark Knight frying pan joke wepon pls

[eaudaemon]

Poor BRD would probably end up with something like this:

Actually I'd think bard would be funny with a slingshot...

[Beckett]

Paladin - Fireplace Poker and Barn Door
Warrior - Caveman Club
Dark Knight - Nail Bat
Monk - Hulk Hands
Dragoon - Mop
Ninja - Knife and Fork
Bard - Boxing Glove Arrows
Machinist - Water Gun
Black Mage - Broom
Summoner - Egis for Dummies
White Mage - Drum Major Baton
Scholar - Book of Jokes
Astrologian - Blitzball
Samurai - Parasol
Red Mage - Toothpick

[Remedi]

I second the idea for joke weapons glamour

[TristanBlane]

joke weapons for EVERYONE!

[Greedalox]

Foam Finger for MCH wew! Pewpew!

[Pells]

Is nobody going to mention the dragoon's Mogfork?

[RubyCirha]

Lol alot of these ideas are amazing I think a pld needs a joke sheild to do how about a wak and a spoon lmao

[Sharksandrew]

Paladin - Fireplace Poker and Barn Door
Warrior - Caveman Club
Dark Knight - Nail Bat
Monk - Hulk Hands
Dragoon - Mop
Ninja - Knife and Fork
Bard - Boxing Glove Arrows
Machinist - Water Gun
Black Mage - Broom
Summoner - Egis for Dummies
White Mage - Drum Major Baton
Scholar - Book of Jokes
Astrologian - Blitzball
Samurai - Parasol
Red Mage - Toothpick

Well the giant paint brush from the Garo PvP event looks like a broom kinda.

But to the topic at hand... Yes please gold saucer joke weapons.

[Bloody]

Monk already has Hulk Hands in the form of the i110 crafted fists. They just happen to be Allagan-Hulk Fists.

[SomeRandomHuman]

Pld - rolling pin and a stewing pot lid
War - squeaky hammer
Monk - We already have kettles
Dragoon - dirty janitor's brush
Ninja - two king sized kit-kats
Bard - toy bow and plunger arrows
Machinist - Confetti popper
White Mage - a stiff hose
Black Mage - giant lollipop
Summoner/Scholar - a piece of folded paper
Astrologian - Rubber ducky
Dark Knight - Stanley Steamer Vacuum complete with power cord
Red Mage - a stick and a leaf
Samurai - laundry pole