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    Zojha's Avatar
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    Lodestone Bait
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yasuhiro View Post
    One look at their anatomy tells you that the answer is no since they have belly buttons.
    Even if its a game in a fantasy realm there would be no need for a navel if they came out of eggs.
    One look at a male's crotch when wearing underwear or tight swimwear reveals that none of them have a bulge.

    What this means for our poor men and Eorzean reproduction methods would probably derail the thread. But it's fun to think about :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zojha View Post
    One look at a male's crotch when wearing underwear or tight swimwear reveals that none of them have a bulge.
    I know yours is a tongue in cheek post, but let me say that just as some pregnancies show more than others, some men's Yadababas show more than others. I have seen many many European tourists at the beach and unless Europe had a high proportion of eunuchs, many men pack very light (I do not claim to know what they look like unpacked; I'm commenting on the book's cover, not content).

    It seems that Square has selected the smallest phenotype possible as a basis of their models. Understandable, but color me slightly disappointed.
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    Our memory of their faces is fuzzy, like an unidentifiable wad of fibers. -Anonymous Epitaph to the Warriors of Lint

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    Yasuhiro's Avatar
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    Marie Antoinette
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    Kujata
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zojha View Post
    What this means for our poor men and Eorzean reproduction methods would probably derail the thread. But it's fun to think about :P
    You're onto something, why do normally Hyur males typically Warriors always go on about "Big dick DPS!!! look at my fell cleave numbers!" Obviously trying to compensate for something lacking in other areas.
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    Final Fantasy XIV forums in a nutshell
    Quote Originally Posted by Saccharin View Post
    I stopped reading here. I really did. Can people stop asking for FF14 to be FF11 reborn. They tried that and look what happened.

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    Whereas the Lalafell merely grin evilly when such comments come up
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