With great honour and nods to the Life of Brian for the inspiration;
Scion : All right, what have the Garleans ever given you in return for their occupation?
Ala Mhigan #1: Running water..
Scion : Oh yeah, yeah they gave you that. Yeah. That's true.
Masked Ala Mhigan: And the sanitation!
Ala Mhigan #3 : Oh yes... sanitation, Scion, you remember what the city used to be like.
Scion : All right, I'll grant you that fresh, running water and the sanitation are two things that the Garleans have done...
Ala Mhigan #2: And the roads...
Scion : (sharply) Well yes obviously the roads... the roads go without saying. But apart from the fresh water, the sanitation and the roads...
Another Masked Ala Mhigan : Irrigation...
Other Masked Ala Mhigans : Medicine... Education... Health...
Scion : Yes... all right, fair enough...
Ala Mhigan front and center : And the wine...
Red nosed Ala Mhigan : Oh yes! True!
Ruddy faced Ala Mhigan : Yeah. That's something we'd really miss if the Garleans left, Scion.
Masked Ala Mhigan at Back : Public baths!
Ala Mhigan #3 : And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now.
Ruddy faced Ala Mhigan : Yes, they certainly know how to keep order... (general nodding)... let's face it, they're the only ones who could in a place like this.
(more general murmurs of agreement)
Scion : All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Garleans done for us?
Ala Mhigan #1 : Brought peace!