I know it's been talked about, but seriously. No Jump Potions, here is why.

[Ragology]

The story is part of the game. If you don't want to experience that, then perhaps you don't want to play the game. At least not as intended.

Enjoying the game doesn't mean a person has to enjoy every aspect of the game. You know that, so I'm not even sure why you'd use that as an argument.