lol thought i was the only one that used "Verticly Challenged"

sounds alot like a Chocobo world thing to me, assuming of course youve played it, or the chocobo side quests on FFXI.
I personally like the idea! though instead of morphing I'd say controlling the choco would be better
(I'm still getting over the fact SE made it snow in the middle of the Desert! MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN!!! yes i know Christmas was ages ago...)
moving on, Very interesting idea, But most of us would be happing just sitting on a Chocobo's back.

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Saying that... I'd like to see how this little idea develops, keep it up!