Newb friendly PVP events?

[Vaeria]

You're a good man Urth and the pearly gates await you at journey's end. I'll be content with the crispier path. Im literally going to go out of my way to blow away as many noobies as I can. While I do not sanction being rude even slightly to new people, neither do I support lying to them and sugarcoating their experiences. You're here on these blessed killing fields to learn how to off me..and Im here to simply end you. If ye can accept those terms, welcome aboard. If not *click-click* give Haurchefant my regards.

[Urthdigger]

You're a good man Urth and the pearly gates await you at journey's end. I'll be content with the crispier path. Im literally going to go out of my way to blow away as many noobies as I can. While I do not sanction being rude even slightly to new people, neither do I support lying to them and sugarcoating their experiences. You're here on these blessed killing fields to learn how to off me..and Im here to simply end you. If ye can accept those terms, welcome aboard. If not *click-click* give Haurchefant my regards.

Oh, I don't mean to lie to them, or to show mercy to the other team. I simply mean to do what we can to reduce their queue time for the event (in the hopes that enough people stick around to permanently reduce queue times), and teach our own teams what we can to help them improve (and this means doing our best to be calm and informative, not yelling at them)