Healer Confessions

[JoelStrife]

Wow you guys are pretty evil lol

I main Bard and pride myself on being one of those players that tries to make it as easy possible for the people I'm playing with.

Having read this thread i definitely know to not cross a healer though!

[xAlice]

When I get dragged into something I don't wanna do. So I do as little as possible. Like, stand there and do nothing but necessary heals kinda little. #NotSorry
When I hard cast res like I don't have swift available. You're not worth my valuable swift cast
I only cast Balance (if I have a "spare" single cast balance) on top DPS or one of higher gear. I know. Tough love.
Laugh my ass off and not even try to help when a melee uses blood for blood when Sophia AoEs. Especially if they have vulnerability.
I'm never not watching something else while I'm healing. If its a DF dungeon, and what I'm watching is really good .. I'll just aoe shield all day long (besides healing tank).

I admit I have a shameful habit of letting tanks die because I often like to see how close to 1HP I can get them before healing them.

Been playing since 1.0...I need excitement. This is how I obtain it. Murder. Murdering the tanks for my experiments.

This.

[platorepublic]

I use selene on sic in 4-man dungeons.

And once in a while, someone annoying, usually with lvl 60 in all their classes, points that out because a fey wind sometimes go off at bad times.

You think I am going to put in effort in low level dungeons where everyone doesn't even have the right gear for the duties (I see glamour items with no stats) and don't know rotations? No thanks - too much effort for little reward...

Fine, no selene for you. I put eos on obey, and I won't even need to use any of eos's actions anyway because it heals fine with embrace. Afk - right click on tank - follow.

Alt+tab - post this on forums - go back to check on duty - yay done with 2 commendations. Would've had 3 if not for that complainer.

Bye.

[platorepublic]

Be careful saying this here. The community thinks you should play at 101% of your capabilities no matter how tired you are, otherwise you're 'just lazy' and should not play the game.

Stop making things up. The lazy people just can't be bothered posting things anyway. I'd say go with minimal effort - that's maximum efficiency!

[Ashian]

As a SCH, I prefer to use swiftcast + summon for my fairy (After dissipation due to losing mana from raising so much and no aetherflow) instead of ressing a DPS who died to fail mechanic.

[DamianFatale]

My chocobo ate my scholar weapon.

[Cherub]

I really like astrologian. I really do. I also really like god oh uh I mean scholar.
But white mage seems always to be the easiest job to afk. I go WHM in most duties because I am just too lazy to do anything. Especially in 24 man raid. I replace one of my CD's on my crosshotbar with a /follow <3> macro. That way I always follow the other healer and wont have to move myself. No cards to manage, no SCH DPS to do.
I do toss out needed heals but I always hope our tank isn't MT. So I can afk even harder.
I'm sorry.

[Bebekurenai]

Wow quiet the snowflakes here. We've come from "I goofed up and feel terrible" to "I'm not giving a fudge and I'm proud of it" in this thread. You guys are real fun to play with. Making the community great again I guess?

[Shika]

Casting balance on myself when thinking I already had Expanded Royal Road... this may or may not have happened more than once >.> (though not in the same instance)

[Rennies]

I do it on purpose when my DPS players suck.