Oh look! Hydaelyn's Hitman of Light is pretending to have scruples!

Have you reached the achievement yet for killing more than 100,000 Eorzean creatures? I admit I felt a twinge, but when something needs killin', they always come running to me.

Personally, I can't stand chocobos. I'd turn my level 20 bird into dinner if I could be arsed to level culinarian.