The Game Needs Bathrooms (and Toilets)

[Alexftw]

WTB toilet for my house.

[Rakiria]

Besides, Eorzea is an early-Industrial Era/post-Medieval setting - few people if any are going to have indoor plumbing.

So I guess this water just magically forms out of the void?
I guess we'll have to do it just as skyrim:

[Andevom]

The only way this would be worth it is if using the toilet gave something akin to a food buff.

But that's the last thing we need, having to ask everyone before each fight "Now, did everyone remember to go to the bathroom?"

[OpheliaHeartilly]

Let's just turn this game into the SIMS so we can once and for all answer the question of "Where do Lalafells come from?"

[Eul]

Let's just turn this game into the SIMS so we can once and for all answer the question of "Where do Lalafells come from?"

[Ashkendor]

So I guess this water just magically forms out of the void?

Us having a showerhead available for use in personal/FC houses doesn't invalidate the statement that you quoted, though. We're special people. We're adventurers, and those housing wards are set aside especially for us to attract us to stay within the three city states so of course they'd be luxurious. We're also very rich as compared to the average Eorzean. I'm not talking about Ul'dahan merchants and the like, but your average fisherman or guardsman or what have you. Most people aren't going to have indoor plumbing. We, however, have that luxury by virtue of who and what we are.

[Joe_Schmoe]

The Game Needs Bathrooms (and Toilets)

And maybe after using one, you get a "5 ponzes lighter" buff that gives you extra movement speed for some-odd amount of time lol.

[DWolfwood]

The only way this would be worth it is if using the toilet gave something akin to a food buff.

But that's the last thing we need, having to ask everyone before each fight "Now, did everyone remember to go to the bathroom?"

Yeah, I don't really think any kind of "buff" is necessary. lol

Most people aren't going to have indoor plumbing. We, however, have that luxury by virtue of who and what we are.

I'm okay with not the entirety of Eorzea having indoor plumbing, but I find it hard to believe that the entirety could only rely on indoor plumbing as well. Especially when we consider Garlemald's tecnology. If we're really gonna stick with the idea that we're some kinda third world country less advanced than the Egyptians, then I want NPCs who are frantically digging holes with a shovel, saying something like, "There's gotta be a better/faster way than this."

The toilet is made from an Oasis Chair (no dye), Terracotta Pot, and Lalafellin Step Stool (dyed Bone White).

Yeah, I used to have one on my old server back before people really thought of it. I had an obscene amount of people visiting and "using" it. Have you ever seen half a dozen strangers lined up to use your toilet while using /anger emotes on the pot?

It's something interesting to walk in on, lemme tell ya.

Guessing you also want pissing and pooping animations? I am fine with having neither of those or toilets added to housing items.

Yeah, no. Not sure why you'd think it's the same request as that. lol

There is also a Quest in Southern Thanalan where you have to scare away peeping toms watching female miquotes bathe outside of town. So there are no bathing or washing rooms.

I'm like 90% sure that the baths in S. Thanaland and Upper La Noscea are akin to Japanese public baths in which you clean yourself first before entering. The "changing rooms" someone mentioned in Upper La Noscea are actually meant to be where you clean yourself I'm pretty sure.